{"product_id":"people-one-star-review-funny-rude-mug","title":"\"People One Star Review\" Funny Rude Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHonest feedback, zero apologies. ⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWritten like a review that absolutely did not need to be this savage, this mug rates people exactly where they belong. Too many of them. Avoid if possible. Lacks common sense. And, crucially, ignore every single sign to STFU.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIf you know, you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePerfect for the friend who's perpetually done with everyone, the colleague surviving another meeting that could've been an email, or yourself, as a small daily act of honesty over your morning coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e this design includes mild strong language (STFU), so it's one for the friend who appreciates it rather than the one who'll clutch their pearls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11oz ceramic mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only, to keep the print looking sharp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVivid, hard-wearing print that won't fade or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and handmade by me in my home studio in Dorset\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lovely Subli","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53382397329744,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/6619\/0416\/files\/A_white_ceramic_mug_printed_with_the_word_PEOPLE_in_black_five_stars.jpg?v=1786209856","url":"https:\/\/lovelysubli.co.uk\/products\/people-one-star-review-funny-rude-mug","provider":"Lovely Subli","version":"1.0","type":"link"}