{"product_id":"please-hold-im-mentally-buffering-neon-mug","title":"\"Please Hold, I'm Mentally Buffering\" Neon Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBuffering... please wait. 💀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis one doesn't do subtle. Bright neon matte yellow, a skeleton hand throwing up a peace sign, and a loading bar that's stuck at about 30% - because same, honestly. \"Please hold, I'm mentally buffering\" is basically the unofficial motto of every brain that's running twelve tabs and none of them are loading properly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBold, a bit rock 'n' roll, and impossible to miss on a shelf full of mugs. A brilliant gift for anyone who needs a minute (or several) before they're functional, or a great statement piece for your own desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11oz ceramic mug with a matte neon yellow exterior and glossy white interior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only, to keep the matte finish and print looking sharp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVivid, hard-wearing print that won't fade or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and handmade by me in my home studio in Dorset\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lovely Subli","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53382450446672,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/6619\/0416\/files\/21_075a082b-afe5-419c-908d-c496a102d5f5.jpg?v=1786210526","url":"https:\/\/lovelysubli.co.uk\/products\/please-hold-im-mentally-buffering-neon-mug","provider":"Lovely Subli","version":"1.0","type":"link"}