A white ceramic mug printed with the text 'SCHOOL HOLIDAYS' and a humorous parenting definition, sitting on a wooden surface against a beige background.

"School Holidays One Star Review" Funny Parenting Mug

£8.50 GBP
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A white ceramic mug printed with the text 'SCHOOL HOLIDAYS' and a humorous parenting definition, sitting on a wooden surface against a beige background.

"School Holidays One Star Review" Funny Parenting Mug

£8.50 GBP

For every parent currently counting down the days. ⭐

Written in the style of a scathing online review, this mug says what every parent is thinking by roughly day three of the school holidays. One star. Would still do it again, obviously, but one star.

From "I'm hungry" on repeat before 9am to the quiet abandonment of all screen time rules, this is the mug that gets it - and gets you through the last few days until term starts again.

The perfect gift for a fellow parent in the trenches, a teacher who needs the joke explained to no one, or yourself, purely as a survival tool.

The details:

  • 11oz ceramic mug
  • Hand wash only, to keep the print looking sharp
  • Not microwave safe
  • Vivid, hard-wearing print that won't fade or peel
  • Designed and handmade by me in my home studio in Dorset