{"product_id":"school-holidays-one-star-review-funny-parenting-mug","title":"\"School Holidays One Star Review\" Funny Parenting Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFor every parent currently counting down the days. ⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWritten in the style of a scathing online review, this mug says what every parent is thinking by roughly day three of the school holidays. One star. Would still do it again, obviously, but one star.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFrom \"I'm hungry\" on repeat before 9am to the quiet abandonment of all screen time rules, this is the mug that gets it - and gets you through the last few days until term starts again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe perfect gift for a fellow parent in the trenches, a teacher who needs the joke explained to no one, or yourself, purely as a survival tool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11oz ceramic mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only, to keep the print looking sharp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVivid, hard-wearing print that won't fade or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and handmade by me in my home studio in Dorset\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lovely Subli","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53382378553680,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/6619\/0416\/files\/white_ceramic_mug_printed_with_the_text_SCHOOL_HOLIDAYS.jpg?v=1786209108","url":"https:\/\/lovelysubli.co.uk\/products\/school-holidays-one-star-review-funny-parenting-mug","provider":"Lovely Subli","version":"1.0","type":"link"}