{"product_id":"warning-will-bite-especially-before-coffee-mug","title":"\"Warning: Will Bite, Especially Before Coffee\" Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eConsider this your official warning. ☕💗\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSoft pastel bubble lettering, sparkly little hearts, and a pink handle and interior to match - this mug looks completely harmless, right up until you read it. \"Warning: will bite. Especially before coffee.\" Honestly, fair enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFor the people who need caffeine before conversation, the ones who communicate exclusively in grunts until 10am, or anyone who's been personally victimised by a \"good morning!\" said with too much enthusiasm too early.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eA perfect gift for the not-a-morning-person in your life, or a fair warning to leave on your own desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11oz ceramic mug with a coloured pink handle and inner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only, to keep the print and colour looking fresh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVivid, hard-wearing print that won't fade or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and handmade by me in my home studio in Dorset\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lovely Subli","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53382422266192,"sku":null,"price":9.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/6619\/0416\/files\/14_04a795cb-b26f-4379-9ccb-3969ba338a09.jpg?v=1786209899","url":"https:\/\/lovelysubli.co.uk\/products\/warning-will-bite-especially-before-coffee-mug","provider":"Lovely Subli","version":"1.0","type":"link"}